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New meaning : To Slay (in argument) pn verb : to spray with glorious irrefutable logical pain; to extinguish all faulty preconceptions; to assault someone in a manner so clever and witty that they may never fully recover; to pop one's ego; to annihilate one's misconceptions about the world and leave one frightened & festering in this new knowledge.

Purpose : To force open ignorant eyes; to reduce misinformation; to (hopefully) eventuate in some kind of ripple effect of knowledge and thought that may change society.

Important Note : After a slaying, you must exclaim "slayed", and make epic hand gestures; proceed to walk away in victory.

Even More Important Note : Simply abusing someone does not constitute as slaying. You must use unquestionable reason and alert the person to a truth through the act of slaying. Hurt feelings are just a by-product of this rare (for the slayed) hit of knowledge. You may revel in crushing their spirit if you are sadistic, or move on to teach more by slaying their ignorant claims and beliefs.

Success Rate in Educating the Ignorant Masses : Questionable. People don't often listen to something so aggressively intent in conveying a point, especially when that point is that they are ignorant. Responses from tested primates range from "your gay" (& other insults which have no grounds in reality. Often these are misspelt which only furthers the "you are an idiot" hypothesis of the slayer.) to an acceptance of your obvious superiority and omniscience, as well as an alteration of their views on the argued subject to reflect such acceptance (ie. your view, the one and only.). Often, the slayed will reply with misinterpretations of your (wise) words, stick-man versions of your arguments, and pathetic attempts at imitating intelligence and reason. When this happens, do not despair. They have exhibited "severe stupidity" (for which there is no known cure), but now you know that their absorbency is 0. You can either cease communication, or insult them personally until you grow weary of such malice. You can help them not if their absorbency is nill, for they will never learn anything new, ever. Maybe through conditioning like lab rats, they may acquire certain behaviours, but reason is a language they will never understand.

Summary : Basically, it's worth a shot slaying an imbecile, especially if you have the necessary equipment (working brain). They are unlikely to absorb information unless it is forced upon them: it is well known that idiots have very limited information absorbence capacities. They may get defensive and insult you back, fortunately, this will onlyfurther fuel your slayings, which can be directed more precisely at the nature of their unique stupidity. They may learn something. Either way, when you have said the cruelest thing you are willing to say, or when the slayed is dumbfounded and silent, you must abide by important note #1. My definition, my rules.

Purpose of this journal : To provide weekly examples of real life slayings, thus educating the sadist and teaching the prospective slayer. There will be tips encouraging both sadist and slayer to crush people more readily.

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